Test: 049-101 "The true cure to the pestilence is happiness"

Begin Log.
It has been planned that now that SCP-999 has truly cured the Scarlet King of its desire to destroy the universe, we decided this happiness may work on 049 as well, and maybe the true "cure" to the "pestilence" is simply happiness.

Begin Test.

The chamber opened, 049 knew it had a new visitor.

Pleased with this, 049 has never had contact with an organism in a while now.

"What do we have here?"

"An orange, uhm.. blob of slime?"

SCP-999 proceeded to make-

Gurgling Noises.

"Doctor, this thing seems to not be the cure for the great-"

"Happiness."

"I haven't felt something like this in a long time.."

"Hundreds of years.."

"Is this truly the cure..?"

- 049 proceeded to study the material it was made out of. -

"Doctor, this object is made out of candy and sweets."

"Which is known to be bad for your teeth, my good sir."

"Hmmm..."

"The true cure seems to be happiness, I assume."

"Isn't it?"

"So they're only infected when they are frowning.."

"I noticed that."

"So this whole time, it was happiness?"

"But all the work I've done, there must be more to it."

SCP-999 was removed from the chamber and SCP-049 has been standing there, confused by his discovery.

Dr. Bright: SCP-049 DANCED AND SAID HE LOVES PEANUTS!

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